noonafeels:

OH MY I JUST SNORTED MY MILK.

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eliasericson:

two different people

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youth bus prices (up to age 17) in portland are outrageously low compared to adult prices. their month pass is $28, less than a dollar a day for the month, and the adult month pass is $100

i got sidetracked because my coworkers sitting next to me are talking about the global averages for communal breast feeding

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kushmiri:

tumblr poetry be like,

gmail marked 

you 

as unimportant in my inbox 

why 

can’t 

i

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spooksthebun:

pictured: neil cicierega just completely fucking killing it

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dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

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